Dear Forever 21,
Your "wild floral maxi dress" is just too much. Perhaps it would have worked as a mini, but the lack of shape is also troublesome. While you're going for some sort of Impressionism with the print, it reminds me of nothing so much as the tie-dyed sundresses so popular in the early 90s. And once you bring that up, I also have to think about large scrunchies and my neighbor's New Kids On The Block obsession. Do you really want to go there, Forever 21? Do you?
Fashion Me Fabulous