The Horror: The Worst!
Jeffrey Campbell "Nokea" wedges are the ugliest shoes I have ever seen. They are so crazy-tall and, well, zig-zaggy. Instead of really being part of the shoe, the zig-zag just sits there like a bramble. I suppose that's okay if your feet simply cannot be contained without a fence. Naughty little minxes. Glad the ten-toed threat to national security has been nullified.