The Horror: An Ugly Throwdown

Hang on to your hats, things are about to get ugly.

In this corner, we have an obnoxious 80s retro sweatshirt, the kind made so incomprehensibly popular by Balenciaga. This is best worn on nineteen-year-old who imagines the 80s were full of unicorns, crossdressing, and innocence.

And the challenger, a skin-tight 90s throwback crop top in a hideous print. Back in the day, it would have been worn with equally tight bike shorts or pleat front jeans. Even if you dream of bringing this look back, it still shouldn't be worn with a shiny tutu.


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