The Horror: Care. Keep You Hands Out Of The Air.
Barbie had awesome clothes. Her skirts could be tops. Her evening dress was also a sassy cocktail dress and the skirt became a bag for you! Barbie has always had outlandish couture dreams. This outlandish dress would be perfect for Barbie. After all, only a woman who needs your help standing and insists you carry her across the room could wear a minidress with the sleeves attached to the skirt.
I'm also rendered speechless by the fact it has 4 votes, and there's also a top with the same sleeve in the recommended link on the bottom.