Winter, why are you so cruel? Don't you know you're not wanted? This weekend, you piddled in my yard. This is not acceptable behavior. I'm not asking for bikini weather. I just want to get down with the daffodils and tip-toe through the tulips. Most of all, I want to put away my black wool coat and break out a light trench, like this eyelet number from Bebe for $149. Is that too much to ask, Winter?