I am Mocha, Captain of the Cute Army. This is my minon, Kinkajou.
We have infiltrated your ranks and claimed one of your own, turning her into a cooing-gooing mess of relaxation.
She brings me om noms and rubs my nose.
She is but our first victory in the quest for world domination. YOU WILL KNEEL BEFORE MY FUZZY WUZZY GLORY!! To mark our conquests, we will attire you in sweaters bearing our crest: a rabbit sister holding a strawberry the size of her torso.
Strawberries! Where?! I love strawberries. They make my lips red, then I have to wash them with my wittle bitty paws.