Perhaps I'm not open-minded when it comes to denim. I prefer a dark wash, but lighter washes or even colors are fine. Skinny jeans look amazing, but for comfort, I almost always pick bootcut. Rips make sense from the perspective of a casual aesthetic, but you'll never catch me spending money for the deconstructed look.
Edun, Rock and Republic, Balmain, Apple Bottom, Marni
Prints are a no-go; they erase the anonymity of demin. Acid wash will never be anything but a nightmare. Patches chop up the body. The motorcycle look in the middle earns a skeptic maybe.
Am I the only fashion nerd who ignores denim trends? What other popular jean trends are making you gag?