The Horror: A True Story

Setting: The Paris household somewhere in beautiful northern Indiana. Jael Paris and Husband sit on the couch clacking away on their laptops while two fluffy rabbits play at their feet.

Jael: [looking at Zac Posen's not too shabby Resort 2011 show] It looks like there's a waterfall coming out of her vagina.

Husband: Really? [Sees the dress in question] Oh, how embarrassing! And this is why we wear opaque dresses, is it not?

[Jael shows The Horror to Husband.] Husband: Wow, I sound like a dork.

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Anonymous said…
speechless, no way to even comment!

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