Setting: The Paris household somewhere in beautiful northern Indiana. Jael Paris and Husband sit on the couch clacking away on their laptops while two fluffy rabbits play at their feet.
Jael: [looking at Zac Posen's not too shabby Resort 2011 show] It looks like there's a waterfall coming out of her vagina.
Husband: Really? [Sees the dress in question] Oh, how embarrassing! And this is why we wear opaque dresses, is it not?
[Jael shows The Horror to Husband.] Husband: Wow, I sound like a dork.