The Horror: A True Story
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Jael: [looking at Zac Posen's not too shabby Resort 2011 show] It looks like there's a waterfall coming out of her vagina.
Husband: Really? [Sees the dress in question] Oh, how embarrassing! And this is why we wear opaque dresses, is it not?
[Jael shows The Horror to Husband.] Husband: Wow, I sound like a dork.
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