The Horror: Can It Be Worse?
Reader, Vicki sent this in. (Good eye?) The question is, can you make a striped, drop-crotch, harem, jumpsuit any uglier? Vicki suggested animal print, but they already went there. It's even making the Victoria's Secret model ugly by proxy. I suppose charging more than $48 would make it worse, but really charging anything for it is a crime. Theories?
It just looks like someone put a seam in a maxi dress.
Perhaps with a more structured top, and a solid color, this would make a more positive statement.
It takes a lot to make me speechless, and I cannot find words to describe this.
On that note, maybe a trompe l'oeil belt right there? That would be pretty hilarious.
Oh!! And flowers. Scatter them or just plop a few on one or two areas. The same could be said for bows (of the same print, maybe)?
Also, maybe they could strategically slash the top somewhere.
You may not have been seriously asking, but lord it's fun.