I love wide-leg pants. Winter is a perpetual state of swishy Katherine Hepburn. Since I had to give away my summer linen, I was excited to find a fabulous pair on Shopbop. They're by VPL and have been reduced from over $500 to $178.20. Then I saw the back. There's an x. Can you imagine all the "Arr! I be finding the booty!" comments?