The Horror: Pettipant
Even if I'm really stretching for post material, I don't go running off to a teen subculture store just to mock them. I remembered liking the lingerie at Hot Topic years ago (much to the horror of the employees), and wondered if they had anything cute for Valentine's Day...Not so much. Certainly the worst thing they're peddling is the red, ruffle pettipant. Petticoats give your skirts volume. Ruffled panties are a sugary sweet form of lingerie. But a pettipant? Because I either want to add heft to my thighs and hips or I desire some sort of extreme full-coverage panty. Does anyone else think the pettipant should apologize to ruffles for sullying their good name?
Maybe paired with a sheer, red babydoll?
Definitely not for wear outside of the bedroom.