The Horror: Kiss Kiss
If I were 14, I would still hate this Fontanelli purse. It has a vague heart shape which reminds me of those bustier bags. (Teenage me loved the bustier bags, but I also loved upsetting the authority figures at my private school.) If it weren't for the bright kisses, it could be workable. Unless you're a teen obsessed with 80s kitsch, I figure you'll pass. If you are a teen who just discovered this cool new band named Blondie, ask Mom for $249.