If all my money wasn't going to things like paint, primer and movers, I'd buy Oh DEER's "Confetti" pumps. Heels are sexy. Mary janes are sweet. Navy patent is practical. Studs are unexpected, a nod to that part of you who imagines she's a rock star. That level of juxtaposition is exactly what I like. They're $132.95 on Endless. If family is reading this post, I'm a size 6.