The Horror: Back To School Slide
I love argyle. It's so deliciously academic prep and thus an easy reference to manipulate. I love red croc, for not so deep inside I am a sexy beast. (Rawr.) I do not love these things in slap-dash combination topped off with a bow that furthers the visual confusion being hoisted upon innocent feet. Another week on the drawing board would have yeilded a better shoe. If you think "Monaco" by Hale Bob is perfect as is, it's currently on sale at Macy's for $86.25.