Grody combover horrors have continued in Milan. (Marni)
Those arm bands are an early teleportation device, but if you don't calibrate each one perfectly you risk losing a leg or your outfit. (Dsquared2)
What is black, white and red all over? (Roberto Cavalli)
If Sully and the Abominable Snowman from Monsters Inc produced offspring, it would have been skinned and turned into this coat, which is sad because that would be a pretty cool monster. (Emporio Armani)
*Much of the copy of this post was written by becca. I just want to make it clear that Pokemon and I have zero relationship.Where can I get a flexible shower curtain rod? This look seems pretty easy to make. (Emilio Pucci)
If Mrs. Ronald McDonald ran for office, she would wear this.
Comments that will be overhead if you wear this on the street: "That cow." "She's a mooover and a shaker." "Got milk?" "I'd like a bite of that burger." (Lewd comment about milking).
This one is for the handbag, which might be kind of brilliant. Who wants to carry their 44-ounce soda?
Do you want fries with that?
I pity the fool who pays for this.
Overheard at the design meeting:
You know how women keep money and other stuff in their bras?
Yeah, we could make a bra that was meant to hold stuff!
Better yet, we could make a purse that also holds boobs.
This solves that problem of pants wearing thin because your thighs rub together.
SpongeBob no pants!
The waste from food packaging is a real problem. Moschino is finding great ways to repurpose those packages.
This feels like a commentary on losing weight for your wedding.
RE: Jeremy Scott's shirt. My Italian isn't great, but it's better than my Moschino.