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Wednesday, January 8, 2014

The Horror: Grandma's Kicks

These Simo-Time sneakers look like orthopedic shoes lined with a teddy bear. Hmm, sacrificing childhood toys would eliminate the need for socks.

I'm not sure what bothers me most: the fuzzy lining, the "candy" color selections (also available in  powder blue, black, and the world's worst shade of brown), the puffy lip around the edge, or the fact that there isn't a tongue so tightening the laces would be weird. On the right person in the right setting, I probably wouldn't give them a second thought, but just floating on my computer screen -- hideous!