Last week, I featured a swirly, glittery rainbow of a shoe, Steve Madden's "Conncord". It's a lot of shoe, but I can imagine them with a floaty white dress or skinny black trousers and a hot pink blouse. The patchwork striped version, however, may be hopeless. The colors and print clash. It has at least six textures. My eyes don't know where to look.