The Horror: Stella's Bra
Looking at this bra hurts my boobs. Net-a-Porter trumpets that it's very comfortable because it's not an underwire, but nothing about pushing my breasts towards my chin while also flattening them sounds comfortable. There is a picture of it on the model, and it pushes and squishes just as much as you'd imagine. Stella McCartney has boobs. Why would she then think that this was a good idea? I feel like duct taping waffles to my chest would work better. I'd smell tasty too.