The Horror: Knitprovisation
|Don't worry. The patterns on the back|
are completely different than the front.
When I showed it to my friends, they had this to say:
"Are you sure this wasn't written in the 70s?"
"What's with the effing monkey? That thing's scary!"
"The kids look like malnourished serial killers."
"Was this written in Estonia?"
"My daughter would kill me if I made her wear that."
"Slap a rug on it! You look good!"
|Please note the tiny socks.|
|Awkward Family Photos called. They can still see your nipples.|
|Because when I find three-dimensional swan doilies, |
I too do a happy dance and sew them on my back.
If you want a funny fashion book for your coffee table, this is a good one. If you want suggestions to improve and inspire your knitting, run away lest you wake up with morning with pom poms and post cards hot glued to your purse.