If burlesque dancer Dita wears them,
who's to say granny panties aren't sexy?
For years, I've been told that full coverage panties are terrible. They're for old women. They're not sexy. You can't even buy lingerie sets with them. It's all thongs, cheeky hipsters and bikini briefs. Well, guess what? I'm tired of trying to wear underwear that's only meant for Victoria's Secret models. I have a big booty and needs some booty coverage. Anything less rides up and bikinis bite in. Besides, they have great retro appeal.
Where do you stand on higher-waisted, full-coverage undies?
One of my college roommates sent me a book called You Can Wear It Again: A Celebration of Bridesmaids' Dresses by Meg Mateo Ilasco. I must admit I uttered those words to my bridesmaids. The best burgundy fabric we could find was a butterfly brocade, so we ended up making Chinese-style tops (no strapless, backless bra required) and gold skirts. My roommate (on the right) actually wore the top until the zipper died, so maybe I wasn't quite as delusional at these other brides.
The pictures in "You Can Wear It Again" can be a whole lot of fun with a gabby group of girl friends. I plan to cover the pictures in snarky post-it notes and pass it to becca (who will not make me wear satin polka dots and a floppy hat) to do the same. When it makes its way through all our friends, we'll have a great collection of comments.
Just click with you want a better view of these horrors committed to fabric and friendship. Note to brides: It is unfair to make your sisters, cousins, and b…
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