The Horror: Whoa!

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Nary can I believe this bedazzled floral and denim skirt-beast has been marked down over 50%. Express must not have that many cheerleaders from 1994 frequent their store, but that would change if they sold big scrunchies and Joey Lawrence's rap album.

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