The Horror: You Missed A Spot
These fringed knee high stockings threw me into hysterical fits of laughter. Not only will it look like you've missed shaving a line of your legs for decades, but they're also a ridiculous $69.99. (That's down from an even crazier $88.) If I really want this look, I can buy a spool of fringe from the craft store and get my glue on with a old pair of knee highs.