The Horror: Monkey Business
This 3-d monkey ring terrifies me. I kind of hate monkeys anyway, and this ring from Girl Props reminds me of a freaky idol from an Indiana Jones movie. It's the eyes. They are telling you to sacrifice your children to television. On a more practical downside, I'm sure I would catch those little arms on my clothing in the first five minutes of wearing it, resulting in holes or a broken monkey. What say you? Freaky voodoo figure or cute kitsch?