The Horror: New Year's Dress
Aside from being a strapless, backless mini dress (proportions also involve balancing how much skin you're showing!), I'm particularly bothered by the tendrils on the skirt. Can you imagine dancing around and whipping the knees of those next to you? And when standing, they'd constantly be brushing against your own legs like a cat that wants dinner. Possibly the only person who could pull this off would be a toned tattoo artist who must, of course, trim those skirt vines. Do any of you faithful readers think this dress is sexy?