The Horror: Adventures in Marketing
Shopbop, who are you trying to sell this $118.80 Elegantly Waisted ruffle belt to? I thought the market for convict hobo pirates was actually quite limited, but I could be wrong. It's a lovely belt, but can an embracer of pants such as myself purchase this item? Can I buy it if I promise to wrap a sheet around myself and call it couture? Alas, too many questions. Think I'll pass.