The Horror: Print Mess Flat

The creator of this bootie has heard of animal prints but has never seen them. Clearly, these prints are the poor interpretation of alligator and giraffe, two things that should not go together anyway. The designer was so confident in his animal vision that he thought the prints spoke for the shoe and it would not need anything in the way of shape. What do you think of these canvas booties from Urban Outfitters?